So it was 10:20PM and I was sore as fuck, so I hit up a local massage place I haven't been to beforethat closes at 11. I ask the girl if it's ok if I come in for a half hour massage and she says sure. So I got blazed and headed over because massages are 10x better when you're high off your balls. Once there, go to Storage & cache and tap Clear cache. I go in, pay my $25 and they take me to the room for the massage. For a more comprehensive reset, go to Settings > Apps & notifications > See all apps, and select the glitchy program from the list. So she asks me if I want back only or half and half.Ī 30ish Chinese lady comes in and has me take my clothes off and get on the massage table as usual. At first I said "back only" but then said what the hell and said half and half. She tried to get me to take my underwear off somewhere around this point but I wasn't sure so they stayed on.ĭuring the awesome back massage, she asked me if it was OK to rub my butt. We were conversing throughout, her asking me questions like what country I'm from (I look Middle Eastern or Italian to most people so the confusion is warranted), how old I am, if I have brothers or sisters etc. After a while I felt like an idiot because she couldn't understand me, so I grabbed my phone and started using Google Translate to let her read my answers in Chinese. She seemed to like this quite a bit and was laughing. I complimented her and told her she was doing a great job and not to worry about her English because I understand her just fine.Īfterwards, she flipped me over and started massaging my chest. If you have ever seen the inside of a luxury watch, you know that there are many gears and levers that are required to make your watch run. After a while she was rubbjng my legs and her hands would go all the way in to my inner thighs and just short of my balls. Watches are intricate, and a repair by an unauthorized watchmaker can be the reason an automatic watch keeps stopping.
After a while she grabbed my hand and put it on the side of my pubic area. At this point I was like "aw shit" so I uncovered it and guided her hand to my raging boner.Īt this point she started rubbing it and measuring it with her fingers and giggling and saying "Big!" She then started jerking me off with both hands and after a bit she rubbed her finger tight down my taint and began to use her lubed up fingers to uh. It was pretty good but I was definitely in disbelief for most of it.
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